You either love him or hate him....
GW Bush goes down to Louisiana to inspect the reconstruction operations.
Whilst standing on one of the levees, the bank crumbles and before his bodyguards can do anything he tumbles head first into the river.
Swept away in the torrent he thinks all is lost.
As he is carried downstream, he looks up to see two young soldiers of the National Guard on the bank. Seeing him being swept towards them, they throw in a rope and drag GW to safety.
On regaining his composure he thanks them profusely, but is intrigued by their facial expressions.
“Do you know who I am he asks”…..”Yes Sir” they both answer. He continued, “ I am grateful that you have saved my life. As a token of this gratitude you may name a reward of your choice.” The first lad was quick off the mark….”Sir,” he said, “ I would like a chunk of Texas real estate, with a few head of horses, a herd of cattle and a Ford Mustang.” “Done deal” says GW, “and how about you” he asked the second. “A full military funeral” was the reply. GW is stunned…”military funeral, why would you a young, fit and healthy American lad with his whole life ahead of him want a funeral, you are nowhere near being dead.”
The youth replied, “ I will be when my Dad finds out who I just pulled out of the river”!!!!!!!