Little miss Muffet was no black belt…..

During a particularly strenuous work out, a martial arts instructor was overheard telling a female student “when you don a black belt you know no fear, no pain”
This got me thinking…..are women not supposed to be fearless, impervious to pain???
To us mere men, this is often presented as fact.
Face it how many times have you heard of the pains of childbirth.
Then there is waxing….I mean women pour hot wax on their bodies,
I shudder at the thought of applying a sticky tape to my legs and yanking the hairs out by the roots…..
It does not stop there. I’ve had two hernia ops, the sight of that nurse approaching very sensitive areas with sharp objects was enough to cause a very cold sweat, but women wield razor sharp blades around their nether regions with no more concern than they would show slicing a loaf of bread…..
It therefore stands to reason that for a woman to don a black belt in martial arts would be a simple thing to do….they ARE fearless

So why is then that they are scared of spiders??????