The things people say...
Today my car died, started off OK and got progressively worse.
Limped into the local garage where it died completely and refused to start.
After explaining in much detail what had happened, stressing the fact that it was longer capable of movement I was asked.
"you going to leave it with us then???"
As if I could take it anywhere else.

The 13 year old was on a flight to Italy with his sister, on their way to spend what turned out to be a week from hell with their father...... Totally peeved with the lack of video entertainment on board he plugged in his MP3, jacked up the volume so that half the plane could hear it, them leant over to his sister and conspiratorially whispered, at least he thought he was whispering, to her how cute he thought the air hostess' butt was......!!!!! The look on her face was amusing, the look on his, priceless.